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You know how every area has their own nuisance birds? Some areas have pigeons or Canadian geese or sea gulls. Well living in Florida these little fuckers are our nuisance bird. 

Ibises are a pain in the ass. They travel in herds and act like they own the damn place. I was late leaving this morning because these assholes wouldn’t stop loitering in my street. Sure they are pretty to look at but when they take their sweet time crossing the road no matter how much you honk and drive forward they are assholes. The thing that pisses me off the most about them is when you are stopped at a red light and these guys are just walking on top of the bushes in the median. I mean your sitting there trying to pay attention to driving and out of the corner of your eye you see this little jerk walking along on top of a bush. They are a pain in the butt if you own a car otherwise I guess they are just pretty birds.

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